My siblings and I have this condition I like to call Droopy Eyed Syndrome. It is a plague that will forever make the people around you think you are totally bored by whatever they are doing or saying. I have never considered either of my parents "droopy eyed" but I am assuming we get it from our father. So here is this, an open letter to all people I will ever encounter in my life: I promise I am interested in what you're saying. I really am happy and listening to you. Except for the times when I'm not listening, and for those times, I apologize.
"I doubt she gave you the stink eye, that's just how her face looks."